guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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