we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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