PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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