You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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