i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
He kissed a someone with a penis
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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