You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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