I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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