I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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