whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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