I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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