So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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