"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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