I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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