i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
