she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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