Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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