I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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