I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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