windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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