so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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