do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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