I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
