Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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