Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
