Don't you send me to vm
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
