Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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