just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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