Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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