i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I have aggressive nipples.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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