new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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