What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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