you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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