Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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