i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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