I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
We talked him into tasing himself.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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