I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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