so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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