Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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