I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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