I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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