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You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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