There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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