So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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