But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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