I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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