so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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