Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
NoShamevember. You game?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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