He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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