I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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