why didn't you poke me back
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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