You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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