I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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