i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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