Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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