i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
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