Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
