i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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