I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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