I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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