Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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